The 7 Best Speaker Coolers
7. Bellino Sound Cooler
- made of polyester
- runs on 4 aa batteries
- leaks water as the ice melts
|Rating||4.4 / 5.0|
6. Volador Tote Box
- plays by bluetooth or headphone jack
- not very durable
- could use a few extra pockets
|Rating||4.2 / 5.0|
5. Brekx 54QT Black
- stainless steel construction
- speakers are not fully waterproof
- very expensive option
|Rating||4.0 / 5.0|
4. Budweiser Soft Bag
- runs on rechargeable battery
- also comes in blue
- could be a little bigger
|Rating||5.0 / 5.0|
3. Fydelity JamBox
- 8-plus hours of playback
- speakers are water-resistant
- could be much louder
|Rating||4.6 / 5.0|
2. Tunes2Go KoolMAX
- 350 watt max output
- includes usb port and sd card slot
- holds up to 48 cans
|Rating||4.8 / 5.0|
1. Super Real Business Rager
- works with most devices
- speaker unit is removable
- charges via usb
|Brand||Super Real Business|
|Rating||4.7 / 5.0|
The Game Before The Game
There’s a ritual here in America that takes place outside of football stadiums in the hours leading up to kickoff. Fans of the home team show up as early as the stadium’s parking lots will allow. They set up grills, tables, chairs, games like corn hole, and large outdoor enclosures. They cook hot dogs and burgers, toss footballs around, and they drink. And they drink. And they drink.
This is the ritual of tailgating, a name derived from the back portion of a truck, which is where the majority of this kind of partying takes place. It’s a fascinating form of communal bonding among fans, as people who may not be the more gregarious neighbors on the block suddenly want to share their food and booze with complete strangers (as long as they’re wearing the right team’s colors). It’s almost a kind of tribalism that you rarely see outside of music festivals and, well, tribes.
One of the strangest things about it is its legality. Many football stadiums are on publicly funded land, and many of the stadiums themselves are largely funded or subsidized with taxpayer money. If that’s the case, then the open container laws in many cities and states should prohibit the kind of drinking that consistently goes on at tailgating parties. Fortunately for football fans, that’s rarely the case.
While it’s important to know your rights —and the rules — at a given tailgating event, it’s more important that you have fun. If you’re in violation of any local laws and the police happen to swing by, they’re more likely to tell you to stop than actually detain you.
That means you have a lot of leeway to enjoy your tailgating party as you see fit, and whether you’re pre-gaming outside of a stadium or looking to boost your level of enjoyment at the beach or a backyard barbeque, a speaker cooler can do the job.
As its name suggests, a speaker cooler is a combination of two tailgating essentials: cold beer and music (or a live game feed for ticketless tailgaters). In one cooler-shaped body resides a compartment that can keep food and beverages cool, as well as another dedicated to housing one or more powerful speakers.
What To Look For In A Speaker Cooler
When evaluating the speaker coolers on our list, it’s important to remember what these items do best. Despite the order of words in their name, they are coolers first and speakers second. Rarely will these devices have the most cutting edge audiophile technology, but that’s really not what they’re for. Their speakers are designed to provide with an ambience, a feeling from the music that doesn’t necessarily require the widest dynamic range.
With that in mind, you should evaluate these items as coolers first, and ask yourself how much space you’re going to need inside. Because they come with built-in electrical components, these items have a little less internal space than regular coolers. If you know you’re going to need a lot of space, don’t skimp on size to save money, and don’t go with a smaller model that might have slightly better audio.
Other aspects of cooler evaluation also apply. More straps or handles (especially retractable handles) will make the unit easier to carry. When it’s laden with drinks and ice, it’s liable to be rather heavy, as well, so a unit with wheels might be nice.
You’ll also have to decide between hard- and soft-sided models. Hard sided models tend to keep food and drink colder longer, and they’re generally more durable, but they’re also a lot more of a pain to store when they aren’t in use.
When evaluating the speaker component of a given cooler, ask yourself how you intend to listen to your media. Some units have built-in radio components that can be great at the tailgate or on the beach, while others offer little more than the speakers themselves. Also, look out for Bluetooth compatibility, as you’ll have a much easier time connecting many of today’s —and almost all of tomorrow’s — devices via Bluetooth than you will employing an auxiliary cable.
Look for variety in the speakers themselves, as well. Some units come with one or two primary speakers. These are often capable of delivering competent mid-range frequencies with a little bass, but their high-end frequencies can often feel nonexistent. A speaker cooler with one or more tweeters can really give more articulation to your sound, so if you’re adamant about getting the best sound quality possible, this is the way to go.
Finally, there’s the element of style. These coolers come in styles that range from vastly understated models that look like ordinary coolers to more stylized units made in flashy colors or to resemble old school boom boxes. This is ultimately a personal preference, but it you’re worried about someone with sticky fingers running off with your cooler, it might be wise to keep a low profile.
A Few Extras To Improve You Party
We’ve already gone over a few tailgating essentials above: the grill, some shade, a lawn game or two. We’ve also commented on the local laws governing what you can get away with at tailgating event. There are some additional steps you can take and purchases you can make to ensure the best time possible.
For starters, if you’re worried about local laws, make sure everyone has a beer koozie. These handy devices obscure the contents of a given bottle while also keeping your hand from getting too cold or moist from condensation.
You should also make sure you have an extra jersey or team hat lying around. It may sound superfluous, but if a neophyte were to arrive unknowingly rocking the colors of the opposing team, your party could get awkward fast. Having an extra piece of gear around for them to throw on will show everyone where their loyalties lie.