The 10 Best Nerf Guns
10. Mega Mega Mastodon
- convenient shoulder strap
- tears through batteries
- rounds jam if bent
|Rating||3.6 / 5.0|
9. Zombie Strike Doublestrike
- can fire barrels independently
- no-prints duct-taped handle
- darts can fall out occasionally
|Rating||3.5 / 5.0|
8. Rival Khaos
- fires a good distance
- can find cheap replacement ammo
- difficult to load
|Rating||4.0 / 5.0|
7. N-Strike Rough Cut
- can shoot two darts at a time
- comfortable pistol grip
- long reloading process
|Rating||4.5 / 5.0|
6. Zombie Strike Sledge Fire
- ammo storage in shoulder brace
- 3-dart shell encasement
- inaccurate over distance
|Rating||4.5 / 5.0|
5. Rival Nemesis
- hopper is extremely easy to fill
- equally good for lefties or righties
- heavy to lug around
|Rating||4.4 / 5.0|
4. Lazer Tag Phoenix
- cool sound effects
- good for indoor use
- can be set for team or solo use
|Rating||4.6 / 5.0|
3. Triad EX-3
- good for young children
- makes a great stocking stuffer
- remarkably accurate
|Rating||4.9 / 5.0|
2. N-Strike Elite Strongarm
- shoots up to 90 feet
- grip under barrel head
- can fire all six darts at once
|Rating||4.9 / 5.0|
1. Zombie Strike Hammershot
- quick and easy reload action
- comes with stencils
- not prone to jamming
|Rating||4.8 / 5.0|
A Brief History Of Nerf
The man who created Twister had an idea.
Fresh off the success of his balance-based game in 1967, American inventor Reyn Guyer wanted to create a new hobby that would take America by storm, and he knew the one thing that Americans couldn't get enough of: cavemen.
He was tinkering with an idea that would allow children to pretend to be their ancestors, complete with foam rocks with which to decorate their caves. One day Guyer noticed his employees were having more fun tossing the rocks around than playing the game as intended, and ever the opportunist, Guyer took the idea and ran with it, creating a new game which involved throwing the foam rocks over a net.
Unfortunately, the first company he ran to — Milton Bradley, who had produced Twister — wasn't interested. The second company, Parker Brothers, didn't like the game Guyer pitched, either.
But they were in love with those foam balls.
You see, one of the most common struggles in life is between parents and kids. Kids want to throw balls inside the house, and parents don't want to have to replace every breakable item they own. But a foam ball...now there was an idea.
Marketed as "the world's first indoor ball," the Nerf (or "non-expanding recreational foam") ball was an immediate hit. Parker Brothers asked Guyer to develop more Nerf toys, and he obliged, creating footballs, billiards games, and even a Nerf air hockey game.
Perhaps his biggest stroke of genius would come in 1991, however, when he created the Nerf Bow & Arrow. Finally, kids could shoot projectiles at each other without fear of putting someone's eye out. An unqualified success, the bow and arrow kit led to a wide array of Nerf gun toys, and kids today can boast more firepower than many small nations.
There's no telling where the company will take its foam invention next, but one thing's for certain: when a Nerf war breaks out, if you're not armed, you're fair game.
Caring For Your Nerf Arsenal
While Nerf guns are undoubtedly fun, it can be frustrating to discover you have to cut a battle short because you've run out of ammo, or the bullets that you can find are bent, broken, and won't shoot straight. That's why it's so essential to take care of your arsenal, so that the fun never has to stop.
Just like with a real gun, you're going to want to keep the moving parts of your Nerf blaster well-lubricated. Take time out every two or three months to give any moving parts some TLC, so that they'll continue to stay moving for the foreseeable future. The best Nerf lube is silicone grease, which can be found in your local hardware store. Don't use WD-40, cooking oil, or any personal lubricants, as they'll just damage the plastic.
Also, if you have an air blaster, keep one pump of air in it when not in use. This will keep dust from getting inside and gumming up the works, as well as ensure that you're always prepared to counter any ambushes from foam-based terrorist cells. Go ahead and dust it regularly as well, because the last thing you need is a speck causing a misfire when you've got your little brother dead-to-rights.
Of course, you'll want to collect and store all of your spent rounds after the smoke has cleared. This keeps them from getting trampled and mangled underfoot, and also means your dad won't yell at you if he finds them all over the house (and I don't care if you're 45 years old — dads will always yell about Nerf darts lying around).
If the ammo is already bent and misshapen, you might be able to salvage it using boiling water. Take some tongs and dip the bullets into the water, being careful not to touch the pan. Dunk them for one or two seconds, then remove and place them somewhere they can expand as they dry. Voilà — good as new!
Tactics And Strategies For Dominating Your Next Nerf War
I'm going to tell you something that might seem a little extreme, but it's true: anyone who says that a Nerf war isn't a life-or-death situation is your enemy, and should be treated as such.
Ok, maybe I take Nerf wars a little too seriously, but the fact remains that if you find yourself in a foam shootout, you're going to want to win, and with the strategies I'm about to share with you, your enemies won't stand a chance.
The biggest mistake most newbies make is trying to be a hero. No, it doesn't hurt when you get shot with a Nerf gun — but it means you lost, which should hurt far worse. Don't be too proud to take cover behind a couch, or on the other side of the bed, or behind Mom while she's cooking (no one ever has the guts to shoot Mom). Then, when the time is right, pop out of cover, take your shot, and hide again. It's how the pros do it, and it's how you should do it, too.
Also, firing blind is a rookie mistake. Don't shoot unless you can see what you're aiming at, and are reasonably confident you can hit it. Because remember, what happens if you miss in a Nerf war? That's right — you just gave your opponent more ammunition, and in Nerf shootouts, whoever has the most bullets will likely win. That's why you always want to have a backup piece as well.
Finally, teamwork is essential to victory. Getting your opponent in a crossfire is a nearly unbeatable strategy. When they have to worry about fire from all angles, they can't think straight, and they won't be able to shoot straight, either.
And remember, the best teammate is a double agent...and no one ever suspects Mom.