The 10 Best Unresponsive Yoyos

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This wiki has been updated 7 times since it was first published in April of 2018. Unlike the traditional style that jumps up at the flick of your wrist, modern, unresponsive yoyos sleep indefinitely, opening up a new realm of potentially gravity-defying tricks. With a surprising number of variations on such a seemingly simple toy, each of these top picks offers something different to help you on your quest for spinning supremacy. When users buy our independently chosen editorial recommendations, we may earn commissions to help fund the Wiki. Skip to the best unresponsive yoyo on Amazon.

10. Heist Pocket-Size

9. Spin Control

8. Grind Machine

7. Space Crown Ultra

6. K9 King

5. Edge Extra-Wide

4. MagicYoyo Silencer

3. Duncan Haymaker X

2. YoyoFactory Boss

1. Grind Control

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Last updated on April 25, 2018 by Christopher Thomas

Building PCs, remodeling, and cooking since he was young, quasi-renowned trumpeter Christopher Thomas traveled the USA performing at and organizing shows from an early age. His work experiences led him to open a catering company, eventually becoming a sous chef in several fine LA restaurants. He enjoys all sorts of barely necessary gadgets, specialty computing, cutting-edge video games, and modern social policy. He has given talks on debunking pseudoscience, the Dunning-Kruger effect, culinary technique, and traveling. After two decades of product and market research, Chris has a keen sense of what people want to know and how to explain it clearly. He delights in parsing complex subjects for anyone who will listen -- because teaching is the best way to ensure that you understand things yourself.

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