The 10 Best Flasks

Updated June 17, 2017 by Quincy Miller

10 Best Flasks
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We spent 18 hours on research, videography, and editing, to review the top choices for this wiki. You'll get no judgments from us. We get it, we really do. Sometimes you just need a little pick-me-up at an event or venue where they don't have a convenient bar, like a wedding, ballgame, or at a kid's birthday party. For those occasions when you're supposed to be sober -- but REALLY don't want to be -- these flasks will ensure that you stay blissfully medicated (surreptitiously, of course). When users buy our independently chosen editorial picks, we may earn commissions to support our work. Skip to the best flask on Amazon.

10. Collapsible Cruise Liquor Bags

Use these Collapsible Cruise Liquor Bags to smuggle booze anywhere, even to places where doing so is just a terrible idea. They have no metal to be detected by scanners and aren't easily spotted in pockets, so your behavior is the only thing that will give you away.
  • low price for large set
  • leakproof design
  • not the most durable option
Brand Home Team Products
Model NA
Weight 4 ounces
Rating 4.2 / 5.0

9. Binocktails Paddle Brush Secret

This Binocktails Paddle Brush Secret serves two functions: it can brush your hair, and it can help you get drunk enough not to care that your hair's a mess. It holds sufficient liquor to prepare three stiff cocktails. Existential issues are a fringe add-on.
  • includes a useful mirror on back
  • good for the traveler
  • won't hold up to close inspection
Brand Binocktails
Model SYNCHKG124237
Weight 8.8 ounces
Rating 3.6 / 5.0

8. Stanley Classic

The Stanley Classic won't rust or leak, ensuring that you always have a full belt of booze, no matter where your day might have taken you. This makes it ideal for hunters and outdoorsy types, as regardless of how dirty you may get, the whiskey will be clean and smooth.
  • lanyard ensures you never lose cap
  • wide mouth for fewer spills
  • cap crosses threads too easily
Model 4002735-P
Weight 5.8 ounces
Rating 4.3 / 5.0

7. Cork Pops Nicholas Portside

The elegant Cork Pops Nicholas Portside looks great on a desk or on a shelf in your berth, and it works well too, safely storing four ounces of fluid. That's not enough to get truly smashed on, so this is more about appreciating fine spirits than going crazy.
  • easy to see level of contents
  • nautical-inspired design
  • glass window can't handle abuse
Brand Cork Pops
Model 00950
Weight 1.6 ounces
Rating 4.0 / 5.0

6. GoPong Sunscreen

Look, skin cancer is a serious concern for anyone spending time in the sun, which is why security can't fault you for taking sunscreen to the game. Of course, when it's GoPong Sunscreen, they'll have no idea that what you're really trying to do is damage your liver.
  • comes in a pack of 2
  • odors won't seep out
  • label on back reveals it's a flask
Brand GoPong
Model SF-02
Weight 3.5 ounces
Rating 4.3 / 5.0

5. Smuggle Mug Umbrella

The Smuggle Mug Umbrella is a clever and conniving way to sneak an illicit beverage into almost any venue, from a sporting event to a lengthy graduation. It's fantastic for concerts, but you may have to answer some questions if you're using it on a clear night.
  • flask is bpa-free
  • speed pourer included
  • not functional as an umbrella
Brand Smuggle Mug
Model Umbrella8
Weight 3.5 ounces
Rating 4.1 / 5.0

4. Primo Liquor Premium

This Primo Liquor Premium is a classic option, the same type that has traveled with people for many generations. It has laser welded joints that will last for years, so you can pass it down to your children -- when they're old enough to get covertly sloshed.
  • high-grade stainless steel
  • fits well in a suit pocket
  • lightweight and easy to stash
Brand Primo Liquor Flasks
Model SYNCHKG079531
Weight 4 ounces
Rating 4.4 / 5.0

3. BarMe Shots on the Go

The BarMe Shots on the Go comes with a collapsible cup that allows you to savor your spirits, rather than chugging them down like a drunken frat boy. The elegant black finish lets companions know that you like to look good when you drink ... er, for a while, anyway.
  • larger than most other options
  • cap seals very tightly
  • shot glass stores on flask
Brand BarMe
Model NA
Weight 8 ounces
Rating 4.9 / 5.0

2. Visol Edinburgh

The Visol Edinburgh makes a great present for the liquor enthusiast in your life, or for anyone you feel is spending too much time sober. The flask sports an oval metal plate that's perfect for engraving, and it comes with 4 shot cups in case you decide to share.
  • handsome plaid and imitation leather
  • funnel for easy filling
  • excellent best man gift
Brand Visol
Model VSET89
Weight 1.1 pounds
Rating 4.6 / 5.0

1. Stanley Adventure

As anyone who's ever gone camping can tell you, the Great Outdoors is much more fun when you're obnoxiously, rip-roaringly drunk. To that end, the Stanley Adventure sports a durable hammertone coat, so it will still be in great shape the next morning, even if you're not.
  • made of food-grade stainless steel
  • easy to use while wearing gloves
  • doesn't affect taste of contents
Brand Stanley
Model pending
Weight pending
Rating 4.5 / 5.0

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Last updated on June 17, 2017 by Quincy Miller

Quincy is a writer who was born in Texas, but moved to Los Angeles to pursue his life-long dream of someday writing a second page to one of his screenplays.

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