The 10 Best Ways To Decorate Your New Place
We spent 25 hours on research, videography, and editing, to review the top selections for this wiki. Moving in to new home is like getting a blank canvas on which you get to express yourself. Our list of the best ways to decorate your new place is intended to let your sense of humor shine through, while in some cases also providing a practical application. These ideas also make fantastic housewarming gifts. When users buy our independently chosen editorial picks, we may earn commissions to support our work. Skip to the best ways to decorate your new place on Amazon.
10. Weitengs Custom Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
If the Weitengs Custom Nicolas Cage Pillowcase can't lull you off into a sleep of naught but the sweetest dreams, then it's time to seek out pharmaceutical solutions. Its black and white design features the debatable heartthrob languishing shirtless on leopard skins.
- cotton and polyester blend
- hypnotic gaze may cause paralysis
|Rating||3.9 / 5.0|
9. Twerp Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug
The Twerp Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug allows you to tell its built-in joke over as much time as you'd like, as the punch line – the smiling poop emoji – lives on the bottom of the cup. The longer you can go without taking a drink, the funnier the reveal eventually is.
- holds 11 ounces
- high-gloss screen print
- may be too crass for some homes
|Rating||4.2 / 5.0|
8. Aahs Engraving Pope Francis Cutout
Some people wait for hours in enormous crowds to get near the pope, but with the Aahs Engraving Pope Francis Cutout, you can have a life-size rendering of the holy father posted anywhere in your space. Keep him in the kitchen to bless your food.
- stands 5-feet tall
- simple cardboard construction
- no big hat or red shoes
|Brand||Pope Francis Life size|
|Rating||3.8 / 5.0|
7. Hand Painted Squirrel Tree Climber
The Hand Painted Squirrel Tree Climber by WhatOnEarth is what you might call a subtler kind of decoration. It's best situated outside of a very visible window on a tree just beyond. The detailed painting job makes it look pretty lifelike, even up close.
- life-size design
- weather-resistant resin
- easy to mount on a simple nail
|Rating||4.0 / 5.0|
6. Cosmo Kramer Oil Painting On Canvas
Seinfeld fans recall with great nostalgia the famous painting of Kramer in his leisure suit. Now, you can own a hand-painted reproduction of that same image with the Cosmo Kramer Oil Painting On Canvas. It is not a poster or a print; it's an actual piece of art.
- measures 24 x 36 inches
- ships rolled in a tube
- doesn't include a frame
|Brand||Cosmo Kramer Oil Painti|
|Rating||4.1 / 5.0|
5. Zuela 80s Camera Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Anyone old enough to remember the original age of the Polaroid will surely appreciate the Zuela 80s Camera Toilet Paper Roll Holder. It holds a full roll in its iconic housing, and the sheets themselves feed out of the same slot where pictures would eject.
- abs plastic can withstand abuse
- realistic-looking lens
- can't take actual photos
|Rating||4.5 / 5.0|
4. Sunnydaze Decor Cody The Gnome Reading Phone
In today's fast-paced, technologically enhanced world, your garden-variety gnome just won't cut it. That's what makes the Sunnydaze Decor Cody The Gnome Reading Phone so essential. He embodies a modern activity to which each and every one of us can intimately relate.
- durable resin construction
- carefully handcrafted
- nearly 10 inches tall
|Rating||4.1 / 5.0|
3. LiangZP Custom Shower Curtain
If you walked into your bathroom to find Jeff Goldblum in a white coat with a pink scarf, holding aloft what appears to be some kind of ape, you'd likely assume you'd stepped into another dimension. That's just the experience the LiangZP Custom Shower Curtain offers.
- made from 100 percent polyester
- fully covers most bath sizes
- comes fitted with hooks
|Rating||4.7 / 5.0|
2. Otopian Vinyl Record Disk Coasters
If your passion for music is only tempered by your disdain for rings left on your coffee table, then the Otopian Vinyl Record Disk Coasters will suit you nicely. The set of six includes unique labels on each piece, all tailored to the task of enjoying a beverage.
- rubber grips on bottoms
- doubly funny for hipsters
- made from heat-safe silicone
|Rating||4.7 / 5.0|
1. BirdRock Home Go Away Coir Doormat
There's no rule that says your home has to be an inviting place. That's why the BirdRock Home Go Away Coir Doormat is such a good idea. It honestly conveys what you're probably thinking each and every time there's a knock at your door.
- made from durable coconut husks
- easy to clean with a vacuum
- may deter salespeople
|Rating||4.8 / 5.0|